What goes in a spoon?

October 07, 2020

Who decides what is spoon appropriate?

  • Cereal and Milk? Check
  • Potatoes and broth? Check
  • Pretzels and Hummus? Nope
  • Chips and Salsa? Nope
  • Chips and Dip? Nope

Here is the fucking problem: What happens when you get down to the bottom of the bag of the pretzels and/or chips? Because society tells us we should be ashamed of looking fat eating chips and dip with a spoon, we don't do it. And we should.

So people, eat your damned chips and salsa any way you please. If you eat with chopsticks, good on you. Eat it with a spoon, I get it. But don't let perfectly good chips and dip go to waste because you feel it is too indulgent to get it with a spoon.